You know you're a mom when...

 
You turn on your car and kids songs are playing continuely.

The kid sung kid songs don't bother you like they used to- in fact...you almost like them!!

You find pacifers in all your pockets, and even once in her's.

You can change a diaper in 20 seconds flat.


You can do ANYTHING with one hand.

Running into the grocery store for 1 item becomes a chore.

You get dressed according to what spit up will look good on.

Your husband comes home and let's you know that the shirt you've been wearing all day has spit up ALL down the back of it...lovely!

You can rock your baby, talk on the phone, check your e-mail, and watch a tv show all at the same time.

It takes you three times as long to get ready in the morning.

"Dressing up" is putting on a clean t-shirt.

Bottles are covering your counters and taking over your dishwasher.

You think your baby is the cutest thing you've ever seen, and everything she does is entertaining.

Walking through stores you find yourself looking like an idiot because you're making crazy faces and noises at your baby.

You can play with your baby's thighs WAY longer than you ever thought possible.

You lay awake at night thinking about what she'll wear the next day.

You can be having a crummy day and one smile from your baby will make it all better.